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One of the lambs fixed it's attention on Jared. "Baa," it flirted.
"Boo," said Jared.
"Oh my God, Jared. Don't tough talk the lambs."
"It was giving me a funny look," Jared claimed, boosting himself over the next stile.
This book has so many funny lines, that I'm constantly laughing out loud (and getting many strange looks, because I'm usually in public).
—Tea for Three Team